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We’ve all played video games in which the goal is to ascend, level by level, facing all sorts of foes and encountering myriad power ups...

Holy smokes I’m becoming quite tired of living out of exactly one suitcase and a few garbage bags. I have these EROTIC dreams of doing...

I remember my favorite TREAT like it was yesterday. My entire family used to go to the Jersey Shore in the dead of summer. On one...

I’m curious to learn how other people expel tears from their look holes. For me, it’s a long build up from constant repression. I’ll...

The Waxing Gibbous is the phase of the moon cycle that comes just before the grand splendor of the Full Moon. It is my personal favorite...

When I was 12 years old, my orthodontist recognized that my jaw line resembled a melting slab of butter. She gave me an expander to...

Recently I made a decision to set my dating apps on fire. They were turning me into a cretin person lacking depth, substance and a...

To the newly weds, For the past five days I have been trying to cry. Crying never comes easy to me – it requires a lot: Privacy, the...

To my son Kyle, on his 29th birthday: Family reunions can be somewhat of a potpourri. A mixed bag of personalities, emotions,...

Dear Instacart, I recently received an email from you all asking, “How Did We Do?” So I’d like to tell you. A few weeks ago I was...

Dear American Airlines, I’m reaching out to thank you for the great experience I had traveling with you all lately :) Destination...

I regret to inform you that I have been living a lie. Correction – I haven been living many lies. Throughout my life, I’ve had a...

Something just occurred to me. There is a torrent of excitement headed my way. I’ve just loaded the Jave onto an Amtrak that shuttles...

Charles J. Moyer, formerly known as “CJ,” personifies the word “workhorse.” He is a managing partner with Paperboy Media Group, owns his...

I’m in my Pennsylvania home, I’m on a couch, I just watched a million different people on the internet, doing a million different things...

Hi Squad, I thoroughly enjoyed getting to pursue chaos, incarnate with you. Every now and then an extraordinarily fun weekend rears its...

Do you know who Greg is? If you don’t, I’ll describe him to you. If you do, this description will be familiar. I’ll break down his...