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Kyle Brown
Dec 214 min read
Brendan The Mob Boss
We’ve all played video games in which the goal is to ascend, level by level, facing all sorts of foes and encountering myriad power ups...
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Kyle Brown
Jul 19, 20237 min read
A Little Crust Around The Edges
Holy smokes I’m becoming quite tired of living out of exactly one suitcase and a few garbage bags. I have these EROTIC dreams of doing...
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Kyle Brown
Jan 12, 20238 min read
A Tasty Treat For Me To Eat
I remember my favorite TREAT like it was yesterday. My entire family used to go to the Jersey Shore in the dead of summer. On one...
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Kyle Brown
Nov 9, 20223 min read
Waterworks Part 2
I’m curious to learn how other people expel tears from their look holes. For me, it’s a long build up from constant repression. I’ll...
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Kyle Brown
Oct 20, 20224 min read
My Sweet Gibby
The Waxing Gibbous is the phase of the moon cycle that comes just before the grand splendor of the Full Moon. It is my personal favorite...
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Kyle Brown
Sep 16, 20228 min read
A Thankful Fella
When I was 12 years old, my orthodontist recognized that my jaw line resembled a melting slab of butter. She gave me an expander to...
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Kyle Brown
Aug 16, 20222 min read
86 The Dating Apps
Recently I made a decision to set my dating apps on fire. They were turning me into a cretin person lacking depth, substance and a...
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Kyle Brown
Jul 8, 20223 min read
So That's What Love Looks Like
To the newly weds, For the past five days I have been trying to cry. Crying never comes easy to me – it requires a lot: Privacy, the...
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Kyle Brown
Jul 4, 20223 min read
A Letter From Mom
To my son Kyle, on his 29th birthday: Family reunions can be somewhat of a potpourri. A mixed bag of personalities, emotions,...
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Kyle Brown
Jun 30, 20224 min read
Instacart Gave Me My Life Back
Dear Instacart, I recently received an email from you all asking, “How Did We Do?” So I’d like to tell you. A few weeks ago I was...
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Kyle Brown
Jun 26, 20222 min read
American Airlines - The People's Airline
Dear American Airlines, I’m reaching out to thank you for the great experience I had traveling with you all lately :) Destination...
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Kyle Brown
May 12, 20225 min read
A Pirate's Life For Me
I regret to inform you that I have been living a lie. Correction – I haven been living many lies. Throughout my life, I’ve had a...
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Kyle Brown
Mar 9, 20223 min read
Just Buy a Weighted Blanket 3/9/22
Something just occurred to me. There is a torrent of excitement headed my way. I’ve just loaded the Jave onto an Amtrak that shuttles...
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Kyle Brown
Feb 17, 20223 min read
Charles The Horse - Burlington Vermont - February 4-6, 2022
Charles J. Moyer, formerly known as “CJ,” personifies the word “workhorse.” He is a managing partner with Paperboy Media Group, owns his...
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Kyle Brown
Feb 6, 20225 min read
Here And There - Late Jan/Early Feb 2022
I’m in my Pennsylvania home, I’m on a couch, I just watched a million different people on the internet, doing a million different things...
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Kyle Brown
Jan 20, 20224 min read
Love Can Make it Happen - Powabunga Festival - Vail, CO 12/9-12/12/21
Hi Squad, I thoroughly enjoyed getting to pursue chaos, incarnate with you. Every now and then an extraordinarily fun weekend rears its...
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Kyle Brown
Jan 3, 20228 min read
His Name Is Greg
Do you know who Greg is? If you don’t, I’ll describe him to you. If you do, this description will be familiar. I’ll break down his...
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